Mr Charles Dickens

Mr Charles Dickens

Saturday, February 19, 2011

In Which Some Interested Parties Make Known Their Views

Several acquaintances of Mr Bradley Headstone, being apprised of that gentleman's intention to work his way through the collected novels of Mr Charles Dickens in the order of their original publication, have questioned the wisdom of the enterprise.

His medical man fears that the intensity of the experience may have an adverse effect on Mr Headstone's character, which he has previously identified as being of a peculiarly volatile nature.

His landlady has reminded Mr Headstone that his rent is due on the third of every month and stated quite categorically that no exception can be made to this arrangement. Mr Headstone is not a man of independent means, and he must work for his board and lodging. He has no time to idle on the window sill with a novel in his lap. Furthermore, there is the question of expense. How many tallow candles must be consumed in the execution of the task, and who is to pay for them?

His tailor is concerned that Mr Headstone will rapidly wear out the elbows of his bottle-green jacket, and has advised him to remove it and to roll up his sleeves before commencing on any extended period of perusal.

The proprietor of the local gin shop has expressed the hope that the project will not interfere with any of Mr Headstone's daily customs, and reminds him that there is nothing more fortifying than a glass of Old Tom.

Mr Headstone would like to thank his friends for their expressions of concern and knows that they have his best interests at heart.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Containing Information of a Statistical Nature

Using the most modern equipment at his disposal, Mr Bradley Headstone has been able to calculate with an astonishing degree of accuracy that the major works of Mr Dickens come to a total of four million, seventy seven thousand, nine hundred and fifteen words.

If the labour of reading the entire corpus is to be divided equally over a period of twelve months, it will be beholden on Mr Headstone to read three hundred and thirty nine thousand eight hundred and twenty six and a quarter words per month, or eleven thousand one hundred and forty one and four fifths of a word per day.

Mr Headstone is pleased to observe that 2012 is an intercalary year -  in the common tongue, a leap year.
He would like to record his thanks to that noble Roman emperor Julius Caesar for providing him with an additional day on which he may devote himself to his Herculean task.

In Which Mr Headstone Makes Known His Intentions

Mr Headstone wishes to inform members of the public that in honour of the two hundredth anniversary of the birth of the Inimitable Author, Charles Dickens Esq, he intends to devote the three hundred and sixty six days of the year 2012 to the reading of that gentleman's major works, viz:  

The Pickwick Papers
Oliver Twist
Nicholas Nickleby
The Old Curiousity Shop
Barnaby Rudge
Martin Chuzzlewit
The Christmas Books
Dombey and Son
David Copperfield
Bleak House
Hard Times
Little Dorrit 
A Tale of Two Cities
Great Expectations
Our Mutual Friend
The Mystery of Edwin Drood

Should he be inclined, Mr Headstone will also peruse sundry stories, sketches, articles and letters that flowed from the nib of Mr Dickens's productive pen.